Uber vs ?

[God Emperor Uber]

2v2, 3v3, 4v4, FFA, UMS, Team Melee, Team FFA, these are all great ways to swordfight, but the core of swordfighting is 1v1. And 1v2. And in some three musketeer cases 1v20 or 3v60 or 50v5. I herewith challenge you all to a duel or a one versus two duel-type-thing or whatever you wish.

[sLeeT]

I challenge you to a duel! *slap* :)

[God Emperor Uber]

*picks up glove* I Accept your challenge, we'll fight mono a mono, just you and me ... and my GAURDS!!!!

[Grey(Slayer)]

NO NO NO NO, No ding-ding, without a wedding ring.

[Byakuya]

I am going to watch that movie tonight since you just sparked my interest in it :)


But just because I can speak with an English accent :)

[God Emperor Uber]

We're men, MANLY MEN, we're men in tights

I love that movie

[Neo]

Uber, 1v1 scd? ^_^
~Neo[WoZ] Clan ZioN on east~
I'll be on all day wednesday *today* and im on randomly late at night on other days.

[aether-storm]

*jumps onto a fence and rides to the nearest gas station to get a camera so that I could get a picture of this*

[God Emperor Uber]

I wonder where my sc disk is

[God Emperor Uber]

Oh yea, BWSCANNER doesn't work for me

[aether-storm]

Oh yea, BWSCANNER doesn't work for me Pfft, who needs it?!

[SlinkY]

Uber! My friend, i'll own you!

[Anjo]

uber are those megaman bosses in your signature?

[God Emperor Uber]

uber are those megaman bosses in your signature?

you better believe it :D Now off to a back to back performance of the miracle worker :( gonna wear me out so bad

[SlinkY]

Uber works miracles!

[God Emperor Uber]

Uber works miracles!

I was actually the hard ass Confederate Captain that nearly drove miracle worker lady out :D And now it's all over... :(

[Happy]

All the below did happen, Uber and I acctually say all of the below: (Uber as my witness)

*gets ready to fight*
-click on every insert that's underlined when you read it.

Uber: You seem like a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Happy: You seem like a decent fellow. I hate to die. (http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/35311/pbride38.wav)

*starts the fight* (http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/35311/pbride39.wav)

Uber: You are using Bonetti's defence against me, eh?
Happy: I thought it was fitting considering the rocky terrain. (http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/35311/pbride40.wav)

Uber: Naturally, you must expect me to attack with Capaferro
Happy: Naturally, but I find that Tybalt cancels out Capaferro, don't you?
Uber: Unless the enemy has estudied his Agrippa, which I have! (http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/35311/pbride41.wav)

Uber: You are wonderful!
Happy: Thank you. I've worked hard to become so. (http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/35311/pbride42.wav)

Uber: I admit it, you are better than I am!
Happy: Then why are you smiling?
Uber: Because I know something you don't know!
Happy: And what is that?
Uber: I am not left handed! (http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/35311/pbride43.wav)

Happy: You are amazing!
Uber: I ought to be after twenty years! (http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/35311/pbride44.wav)

Happy: There's something I ought to tell you.
Uber: Tell me!
Happy: I'm not left handed either! (http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/35311/pbride45.wav)

Uber: Who are you?
Happy: No one of consequence.
Uber: I must know.
Happy: Get used to disappointment.
Uber: Ok. (http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/35311/pbride46.wav)

*Finally Happy has desworded Uber and brought him down to his knees. Uber asks to be killed quickly*

Happy: I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself. But, since I can't have you following me either *clack*

*Happy knocks Uber with the back of his sword and runs off*

[SoNNeT]

Meganman was one of the best shows ever. I had almost all their action figures as well, lol. But sure I'll be glad to play you.

[Happy]

read and listen to mine *shakes fist aggresively*

[God Emperor Uber]

All the below did happen, Uber and I acctually say all of the below: (Uber as my witness)

*gets ready to fight*
-click on every insert that's underlined when you read it.

Uber: You seem like a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Happy: You seem like a decent fellow. I hate to die. (http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/35311/pbride38.wav)

*starts the fight* (http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/35311/pbride39.wav)

Uber: You are using Bonetti's defence against me, eh?
Happy: I thought it was fitting considering the rocky terrain. (http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/35311/pbride40.wav)

Uber: Naturally, you must expect me to attack with Capaferro
Happy: Naturally, but I find that Tybalt cancels out Capaferro, don't you?
Uber: Unless the enemy has estudied his Agrippa, which I have! (http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/35311/pbride41.wav)

Uber: You are wonderful!
Happy: Thank you. I've worked hard to become so. (http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/35311/pbride42.wav)

Uber: I admit it, you are better than I am!
Happy: Then why are you smiling?
Uber: Because I know something you don't know!
Happy: And what is that?
Uber: I am not left handed! (http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/35311/pbride43.wav)

Happy: You are amazing!
Uber: I ought to be after twenty years! (http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/35311/pbride44.wav)

Happy: There's something I ought to tell you.
Uber: Tell me!
Happy: I'm not left handed either! (http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/35311/pbride45.wav)

Uber: Who are you?
Happy: No one of consequence.
Uber: I must know.
Happy: Get used to disappointment.
Uber: Ok. (http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/35311/pbride46.wav)

*Finally Happy has desworded Uber and brought him down to his knees. Uber asks to be killed quickly*

Happy: I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself. But, since I can't have you following me either *clack*

*Happy knocks Uber with the back of his sword and runs off*

It sure did happen, he accepted my sword challenge, and I lost :( but we've grown stronger

[Funky]

Me and uber's convo.

Shoe: I really wanna make love.
Uber: Then let's make it together.
Shoe: I'll be right over.
Shoe is now signed out of the MSN service.

[Happy]

Did you guys listen to the audio? It makes it twice as funny... i spent like 10 minutes doing it too.. :)

Oh, and if you haven't seen The Princess Bride... then that also makes it not very funny.... and if you haven't you must see it, it's a classic.