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Aggress
05-08-2005, 08:40 PM
im doing homework and im getting bored, so everyone post stuff to enertain me. NOW!!
aether-storm
05-08-2005, 08:42 PM
Entertain*
I think I would get an hour of laughage out of that, good day sir.
Graybeard
05-08-2005, 08:42 PM
heres a juicy joke: what is entertainment w/o a t?
the way ILUVJH spells it!
Edit: aw you beat me to it aether. Now the joke lost its punchline =(
Funky
05-08-2005, 08:43 PM
You spelled it wrong.
Aggress
05-08-2005, 08:43 PM
heres a juicy joke: what is entertainment w/o a t?
the way ILUVJH spells it! sorry...ive never mispeeled anything before that...;)
Graybeard
05-08-2005, 08:44 PM
On a different topic can i be part of shubertheard inc?
Pating
05-08-2005, 08:46 PM
ill tell you about how the pussy became pussy:
First was a butcher,
smart with wit,
using a knife he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
using red velvet,
he lined it withing.
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he trimmed it without.
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish,
and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was MacGee
touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee.
Last came a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.
Funky
05-08-2005, 08:46 PM
LOL! that sounds perfect.. but i dont know.. me aether and uber have to discuss it after tea for about 2 hours followed by sex.. then tea.. then sex.. then coffee. till then well get back to you.
Aggress
05-08-2005, 08:48 PM
LOL! that sounds perfect.. but i dont know.. me aether and uber have to discuss it after tea for about 2 hours followed by sex.. then tea.. then sex.. then coffee. till then well get back to you.
the second tea and sex and cofee was too much..=/ lol
Funky
05-08-2005, 08:51 PM
:) .
aether-storm
05-08-2005, 09:29 PM
the second tea and sex and cofee was too much..=/ lol I just participate in the tea drinking, gay butt sex just isn't my bag!
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KaBaL
05-08-2005, 10:22 PM
Your mama is so fat before god said Let there be light he said move ure fat ass out the way ;D
IEatWallPaper
05-08-2005, 10:24 PM
You're gay
Aggress
05-08-2005, 10:25 PM
good news im done with my homework. until tomorrow when i need to be entertained again, there is no need to post in this thread. :)
fALcOn[x]
05-08-2005, 10:39 PM
go entertain yourself at ebaumsworld.com
Aggress
05-08-2005, 10:40 PM
']go entertain yourself at ebaumsworld.com
i love that site have u played defend your castle or w/e? fun stuff...
Grey(Slayer)
05-08-2005, 10:44 PM
Why dont you just watch tv while you do your homework. I usually pop in a dvd or play a video (flick) on my computer and watch it while I write my papers.
fALcOn[x]
05-08-2005, 10:58 PM
yeah i have played defend your castle
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wee, i am going up...oh shit..i forgot about the landing
IEatWallPaper
05-08-2005, 11:12 PM
Defend your castle goes on FOREVER. You cannot beat that game, it is impossible.
fALcOn[x]
05-08-2005, 11:15 PM
i have went for like 1 1/2 hours and still didn't win...i was pissed
Calvino
05-09-2005, 02:02 AM
I just go on those sites for the amazingly hilarious videos..
but on a side note, I've played defend your castle lol
Miner
05-09-2005, 02:07 AM
I've got some entertainment for you, suck my balls after you learn to spell right.
God Emperor Uber
05-09-2005, 02:25 AM
LOL! that sounds perfect.. but i dont know.. me aether and uber have to discuss it after tea for about 2 hours followed by sex.. then tea.. then sex.. then coffee. till then well get back to you.
As I've said, they can join,but they'll be joining Shuberther Inc., nothing more,nothing less than that, no more name changing!
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