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aether-storm
05-10-2005, 12:42 AM
Alright, most of the stuff I say on here only happens in...somewhere, but this really did happen. Alright, one of mine and ZeNiTH's friends, that also lives on our street and is in our same grade,9th and 15 years old, was playing World of Warcraft this Sunday. He didn't get up to eat, drink, or go to the bathroom, he just sat in his computer room with the lights off, and having his small green neon lights on. He played for a very long time, I don't know how long, but it must've been REALLY long. So, he's playing, trying to get his character up to level 48, his goal of the day or something, and about a couple of minutes after he's done that, he faints. That's right, he just fell off his chair and fainted, making a huge thud on the ground. So his brother walks in the room, in 6th grade, and I think is 13...or 12...anyway, he just pushes him aside so HE can play stupid World of Warcraft. After a little bit, our friend gets up from the ground, and then goes back down on his own accord to fall asleep. He didn't go to school today...and yeah.

So basically, the moral of the story is: Don't get addicted to a fucking game that puts your whole life on pause and devote every single minute to it. Plus don't be inside when it's 70 and nice out, because you can play your game/go on the internet some other time. Also, we live in Ohio, and 70 is pretty good...after a fucking blizzard came in a week ago.

HOLY SHIT, I could write a story and go on Oprah and make some money.
aether-storm
05-10-2005, 12:50 AM
I love how many people post in my threads. I should make lemonade to get some more people, but them switch it with crack so then everyone would be addicted to my threads.
f(o_O)k
05-10-2005, 12:50 AM
ive actually done something ike that b4........
aether-storm
05-10-2005, 12:52 AM
ive actually done something ike that b4........ People actually thought that crack was lemonade? There must be retards where you live.
f(o_O)k
05-10-2005, 12:54 AM
nono lol the thing were u stayed up and didnt eat or anything and eventually passed out
aether-storm
05-10-2005, 12:56 AM
nono lol the thing were u stayed up and didnt eat or anything and eventually passed out I don't know what your talking about.
ZeNiTH
05-10-2005, 12:00 PM
ive actually done something ike that b4........
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNerd.
WesT)AcE
05-10-2005, 12:19 PM
R O F L
his lil bro just pushed him aside?
R O F L
CoolBun2003
05-10-2005, 12:51 PM
can't read all this thanks
eNtitY~
05-10-2005, 01:20 PM
Aether, I live towards southern michigan :)

Where in Ohio are you, cause i know 3 ppl that live there. (Kabal,Miles,Sillyass)
Aggress
05-10-2005, 02:13 PM
rofl if thats true its the most hilarius thing ive ever heard.
aether-storm
05-10-2005, 02:53 PM
Aether, I live towards southern michigan :)

Where in Ohio are you, cause i know 3 ppl that live there. (Kabal,Miles,Sillyass) Northeast Ohio, near Chagrin Falls and Bainbridge...if you know where those are.
darkkefu
05-10-2005, 02:59 PM
Exagerated story.. physically, if your at home.. you always take a break to piss or get a drink. Playing games when you need to piss is aggrevating.. It's like sitting in bed and you want to sleep, but you need to piss and your like damnit!.. and you finally go.
aether-storm
05-10-2005, 03:00 PM
Exagerated story.. physically, if your at home.. you always take a break to piss or get a drink. Playing games when you need to piss is aggrevating.. It's like sitting in bed and you want to sleep, but you need to piss and your like damnit!.. and you finally go. Well, I found out it's a bunch of shit. His brother, the one that pushed him out of the chair, made the whole fucking thing up.
ZeNiTH
05-10-2005, 03:02 PM
Well, I found out it's a bunch of shit. His brother, the one that pushed him out of the chair, made the whole fucking thing up.
How do you know? I don't know whom to believe, because Lydon would lie if that happened.
darkkefu
05-10-2005, 03:04 PM
Well, I found out it's a bunch of shit. His brother, the one that pushed him out of the chair, made the whole fucking thing up.
lol, most likely queers who beg their mom who can go on the computer first.
ZeNiTH
05-10-2005, 03:04 PM
lol, most likely queers who beg their mom who can go on the computer first.Both of them are that exact kind of person. They yell at their mom to kick the other one off.
darkkefu
05-10-2005, 03:06 PM
Both of them are that exact kind of person. They yell at their mom to kick the other one off.
haha shit wow.
WesT)AcE
05-10-2005, 03:09 PM
umm........u got this damn story from a 6th grader?
God Emperor Uber
05-10-2005, 03:59 PM
My brother is in 6th grade and all he does is play puter games. This summer after I grad, im going up to Montana, and snapping that habit, getting his fat ass in shape, and showing him acting and chemistry, boy, I have plans for him :D
aether-storm
05-10-2005, 04:03 PM
How do you know? I don't know whom to believe, because Lydon would lie if that happened. Yeah, I know...and they are the kind of people to tell their mom that the others on the computer when it's their turn, they've done it tons of times while I'm over. And whenever I go over his house, he just sits and plays World of Warcraft, or Frozen Throne, very nerdy like.
My brother is in 6th grade and all he does is play puter games. This summer after I grad, im going up to Montana, and snapping that habit, getting his fat ass in shape, and showing him acting and chemistry, boy, I have plans for him :D Chainsaws are the best for destorying unnecessary limbs, like arms and legs. That should whip the boy into shape.
God Emperor Uber
05-10-2005, 05:03 PM
Yeah, I know...and they are the kind of people to tell their mom that the others on the computer when it's their turn, they've done it tons of times while I'm over. And whenever I go over his house, he just sits and plays World of Warcraft, or Frozen Throne, very nerdy like.
Chainsaws are the best for destorying unnecessary limbs, like arms and legs. That should whip the boy into shape.

What do youcall a guy with no arms/legs on the floor?

Matt

What do you calla guy with no arms/legs in a pot?

Stu

What do you call a guy with no arms/legs on a wall?

Art
gS_Macmanus
05-10-2005, 05:51 PM
Wow what a loser..... Must be a bunch of faggots on your street
aether-storm
05-10-2005, 06:17 PM
Wow what a loser..... Must be a bunch of faggots on your street Just a few, and they aren't us, except the guy that fainted could qualify.
aether-storm
05-10-2005, 06:19 PM
What do youcall a guy with no arms/legs on the floor?

Matt

What do you calla guy with no arms/legs in a pot?

Stu

What do you call a guy with no arms/legs on a wall?

Art That made my tummy box chuckle. What do you get when you throw a green rock into te Red Sea?





A wet rock.